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This is the page where you can find some Simpson quotations!!
Here, there will be some quotes from The Simpson characters from The Simpsons. To Notify: there will not be the same amount of quotes for each character. I wanna thank all the websites who lent me some quotes!

This is one of my favorite images
Homer is so angry sometimes. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
   Quotes From Any Simpson Character:
"...and that fluffy kitten played with that ball of string, all through the night. And on a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered..." -- Kent Brockman

Smithers: "Sir, I'm afraid we have a bad image, people see you as a bit of an ogre." Mr.Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"

"I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but I need you to stand by the flaming reckage and say 'Channel Six is hot, hot, hot!'."

Lionel Hutz: "Uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder to the stand." Marge: "Is that bad?" Hutz: "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I accidently ran over his dog three years ago." Marge: "Well, that doesn't sound too bad." Hutz: "Well, replace 'accidently' with repeatedly, and 'dog'...with son."

"And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Sometimes as a lawyer." -Lionel Hutz

Homer Quotes:
"Mmm...sixty-four slices of American cheese."
"Blame the guy who doesn't speak English."
"Yummy, yummy, yummy I got love in my tummy, and I feeeeel like lovin you!"
"Mmm...invisible cola."
"D'oh!"
"Ooh! Look at that blubber go!"
"I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge." Pause. "Well, goodbye."
"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."

Bart Simpson Quotes:
"My name's Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?"
"Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub."
"KWYJIBO- a big dumb balding North American apre with no chin."
"I think I read somewhere that cows like getting killed."
"Try not to move, Dad. You swallowed a lot of motor oil."
"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. No one can prove anything."
"Part of this D- belongs to God."

Marge Simpson


Groundskeeper Willie


Shut up. SHUT UP! I can't believe you don't shut up!